Emily Dickinson, “Beauty is not caused. It is.”

Now, I like makeup as much as the next girly girl, but damn.

“If you wore it the first time, you can’t wear it again.”

Behold:

Technically, these young ladies are having a first go at this stuff because they’re children. But that still doesn’t make it right.

I’ve assaulted your eyes, so here’s a palette cleanser:

Classic.

“Tights are not pants. A shirt is not a dress.”

via Thefashionpolice.net

I think that we can all agree to the wisdom of this credo.